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Sunday, August 16, 2009

PORN TITLE OF THE WEEK! (and a runner-up)

Here comes yet another TV-meets-tenderloin extravaganza, this time being a pinked-up version of the sitcom classic I LOVE LUCY.

Yep, it's EVERYBODY LOVES LUCY, which is a definite improvement over the recent spate of such parodies that simply add "This Ain't" or "Not" before the subject's actual title. Nonetheless I still think I LOVE LOOSELY would have been a bit more creative and less evocative of EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.

And this week's runner-up is the unsubtle and very much straight-to-the-point BLACK UP YOUR MOM NO. 3, apparently the latest in an ongoing chronicle of one middle-aged woman's studies into African-American culture.

While not as ineloquent a title as DEEP-MINING YER MUM'S BABY-HATCH or some other such bit of charm, BLACK UP YOUR MOM NO. 3 leaves little doubt as to the disc's interracial-meets-MILF content and is sure to cause a good deal of consternation in places like my hometown of Westport, Connecticut.

2 comments:

jewishwarriorprincess said...

I LOVE the Lucy one. - I think it look like a classic. :-)

firefly said...

Glad you're back Bunche - I needed a good laugh today! Perfect title of the week.

As to the runner up... it'd be an amusing scandal, if only Westporters were cool enough to watch interracial porn. What's the likelihood the star is from a "first family"?